"crazedclay: SBC murderer" (crazedclay)
05/12/2014 at 00:19 • Filed to: None | 2
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I'm not a big mitsu guy. But this is a big mitsu that I begrudgingly can get behind.
This belongs to the woman in my best friend's life.
It is a manual Legnum vr4, with all goodies associated with being what it is. That being a Galant with twerkable booty.
Your boy, BJR
> crazedclay: SBC murderer
05/12/2014 at 00:27 |
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My former best friend caught me eating out his lady. Shit like that is why 10 of my teeth are fake. If she drives something like that, I suggest you do the same.
Big Bubba Ray
> Your boy, BJR
05/12/2014 at 01:07 |
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Haha I'm sorry but that's hilarious.
Similar story. A good friend of mine caught me hooking up with his ex girlfriend. He took a few swings at me (landed none of them) and I shrugged it off. Needless to say we're not too good of friends anymore.
Your boy, BJR
> Big Bubba Ray
05/12/2014 at 01:10 |
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Jokes on him, I only have to worry about 2 of my front teeth not looking perfect now. Funny aside- i made a drunken joke about a friend's milfy mom, got punched. Knoked out a tooth, it was already a fake one. We're still buddies lol.
beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
> Your boy, BJR
05/12/2014 at 01:48 |
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it took me a few minutes of wondering how she removed your teeth with her vagina until it clicked.
Vagina Dentata.
Your boy, BJR
> beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
05/12/2014 at 01:50 |
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Actually, she hid dental pliers down there (she is a smuggler by trade, high grade canadian dental equipment)
beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
> crazedclay: SBC murderer
05/12/2014 at 01:57 |
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these or a Stagea are high on my list of cars to trade my MR2 in for if I ever bore of it.
I prefer the looks of the Legnum but the aftermarket parts availability of the Stagea.
beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
> Your boy, BJR
05/12/2014 at 01:58 |
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that's a talent.
Your boy, BJR
> beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
05/12/2014 at 02:03 |
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It really is. That's how I wound up eating her out in the first place. A talented, beautiful, hard-working lady like that deserves to be pampered. It was my civic duty.
Rainbow
> crazedclay: SBC murderer
05/12/2014 at 03:05 |
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How long has that been sitting there? Fossils have been found under less dirt than that.
JDMatt
> crazedclay: SBC murderer
05/12/2014 at 05:01 |
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That must be a tall garage if somebody can fit a car with a bike on a the roof inside of it.
jkm7680
> crazedclay: SBC murderer
05/12/2014 at 06:11 |
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That's nicer than I thought. Is it clean?